Lets all send boxes of Kleenex to Coco as she’s officially lost her sugar daddy husband. Amidst that lost, she’s about to lose her rump shaker, too.

The thickest white girl (sorry, Jenna Shea) associated with a rapper, was given the boot after her one night stand from Hell with AP.9 proved to be more trouble than she reckoned for.

Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty Appleton Ice-T has filed for divorce after receiving naked photos of his wife in the mail from AP. 9 on Valentine’s Day.

Can you say, “cold-blooded?”

According to CreamBMP, Mr. New Jack City–lest we need reminder as to why he’s an OG–is plotting a lovely parting gift for his jilted wife: he’s repossessing her coveted assets.

“I can’t unbreak my heart, but I can take that ass back though,” said an obviously hurt Ice T in front of a courthouse Friday morning after filing for divorce from his wife of 11 years […] after pictures of her kissing a fan surfaced online. “She can have the money, the house, but them titties is mine,” Ice-T said after explaining that hitting her where it hurts will do more damage than leaving her broke ever would. “I’ma let her start March off with nobody and no body.”

Who said a man won’t react like a vindictive woman after you’ve two-stepped all over his emotions?

And he’s supposedly given her a questionable time frame that seems rather unrealistic considering today is March 9, 2013…

Ice T wants her assets delivered to the doorstep of his New Jersey estate no later than March 1st or any monetary support Coco would receive from the divorce will be withdrawn.

Friends close to Coco say she is devastated as without her cosmetic surgery she’s just another white girl without an ass.

Lest this be a lesson to workers whom are married to breadwinners: If you’re on the receiving end of a kept marriage stay in your pre-established lane as you maybe quickly replaced.

By Carla St. Louis (SheWrites007)

Source: CreamBMP