As Joni Mitchell will tell you: ‘You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone.”
While Mama Dee is somewhere side-eyeing this entire post, Lil’ Scrappy’s probably somewhere sucking the air out of his teeth.
After testing her modeling skills with an impressive photoshoot for Derek Blanks, Erica decided to give pure body in her next modeling gig.
Floyd Mayweather’s alleged boo thang for the season is on the come up trail by giving the ‘ole gratuitous, big booty shot on a magazine cover’ for safe measures.
Need a description of Erica’s photoshoot? “Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere.” (Thanks, Ying Yang Twins.)
Dressed in strategically placed black duct tape for a Keith Haring-esque look, Erica leaves little to the imagination.
Does she look like a video vixen? Yes. Is it too much? Yes. But will it most likely act like a calling card for potential suitors, sponsors, and fuck boys? Hell ¥€$ .
And best of all: Will it cause Lil’ Scrappy to call and/or text her phone sporadically around 2 am saying, “Man…, a nigga sorry…” in third person. Most definitely.
[UPDATE] For exclusive details on Erica’s fight with Shay Johnson read, DAYUM! Watch The Epic Fight Between Erica Dixon & Shay Johnson
By Carla St. Louis (@SheWrites007)