How To Become A Star?

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I’ve figured it out! Ladies, if you’re on the search for stardom, I know exactly what you have to do to be discovered…are you ready? Okay, first option you have is… (Drum roll please) “Flavor of Love”!

Yes, it’s true; “Flavor of Love” is turning females into celebrities over night. So don’t despair, if you’re that girl who idolizes “Hoopz” then follow her footsteps. I mean the only thing you have to do is pretend you love Flav…and do almost all the things a couple in love does; you know, kiss, fuck, suck…and depending on how well you do it, Hey! You’re on you’re way to the top!

But when you make it to the top...don’t forget who helped you to get there. Oh no, I’m not speaking of “VH1”, I’m talking about me and all the rest of us easily entertained mofo’s who watch that show.

Now, if you’re the type who’s a little more reserved, then you may want to try a different approach and I have yet, another solution…”YouTube”! I know, I know…its no “Flavor of Love” but it will damn sure put your body out there. Now I suggest that you go to www.youtube.com to broadcast yourself, and before you get started, you might want to check out these aspiring “models” videos, to get some tips, you know? I mean after all, it is important to know who your competitors are. Okay, so we have Sexy Baby Beauty, Black Beauty, Ass Ass Ass, and Hot Black girl making that booty dance amongst many others (in which I found myself full of laughter- so if you want a good laugh, I suggest you check it out) should give you the extra tips you need to succeed!

Or maybe you want to take the more “sophisticated” route; like two very popular authors Karrine “Superhead” Steffans and Carmen (Nas’ baby’s mother) did. Well, in that case…you better put yourself in situation’s that require you to constantly be around Hip Hop artist. The best advice I could give you on this, is, become a video “vixen”. Now, it helps if you’re a pretty face and a nice shape…so if you’re lacking in these assets, then I suggest that you get to work. Once you’ve landed you an agent and have started appearing in music videos, it’s very important that you hook up with as many artist’s as you can; have relations with them and all. You want to make sure you have good sex with them, fall in love with them, get your heartbroken…I mean the whole nine! After all that, you should have one hell of a story to tell. If the video scene is a bit to challenging for you…then your only other choice in this option would be to have a baby with someone famous (preferably a Hip Hop artist) and screw all of his colleagues; you should still have a good story to tell. Write your story and then get it published. Trust…your book will sell millions and you’ll be an American icon!

Of course if you have a BIG ass like Buffie, you could use it “ass” your ticket to fame.

So, like I said…don’t gloom, you now know what it takes to get to the top. I mean and honestly, there’s no “real” hard-work required! So hey, there’s no excuses! Get to it ladies and maybe you will be the next Hoopz, Superhead, or even Buffie!