The Flavor of Love 2: Season Finale

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“New York” or “Deelishiss” the last two standing out of a group of characters ranging from a big bitch that shitted Flava’s stairs to a trailer park cracker that has “hood linguistics” down to a science. We all watched with our stomach’s churning week after week with nausea as he tasted and tested everyone down the line to find the realest most sincere girl that will take her place at his side as Mrs. Flava Flav. Who do you think will come out on top?

“New York” The crazy assed, chain smoking, melodramatic drama queen from Season One is back in the house again with a vengeance and a second chance to get her man. After being passed over on the last season’s finale for “Hoops” and receiving a parting gift of hock and spit in the face from “Pumpkin”, “New York” has proven to be a rider. She has been consistent in her shady, unstable, manic-like affection for Flav even unto being faced with numerous ass-whipping possibilities to willingly and cheerfully letting him “sample the goods” for all us to see out her in T.V. land, she’s a brave one.

Then we have “Deelishiss” the thick-bottomed cutie from Detroit who’s infamous quote “Have you ever ridden a horse before” as Flav mounted her from behind will go down in Hip Hop History as one slickest lines to ever be muttered by a bad bitch.

Deelishiss stayed under the radar of drama while the other girls bitched back and forth with each other posing no threat until Ms. Thang showed their asses that she came to do what she came to do and served them notice by slipping in Flav’s room for an overnight sleep in his bed. Alas she’s standing as one of the chosen two, will she prevail?

Who will be the chosen one for this season as “The Bitch Supreme”?

Will “New York” prove us right and bust out a bottle of Prozac and pop a few to calm her psycho ass down?

Or will “Delishiss” wax her mustache and get those kiloids removed?

But the showstopper is will Flav break out those tired ass gold fronts as the grand prize in addition to his tired ass?

I know we’ll be in for a treat so let’s all watch and see as the finale takes place in Belize. Airing this Sunday, October 22, 2006 at 10:00 pm. E.S.T.

written by: O'Damia N. Miller