By Carla St. Louis

So, evidently comedian Kevin Hart’s ex-wife, Torrei Hart got jokes.

Hart along with friends Simone Shepherd, Tabitha Brown, Blake Sunshine, Aida Rodriguez, and Veronica Meija spoofed the cast of VH-1’s Basketball Wives LA for filth in their hilarious 5:44 short. Key & Peele would be so proud.

Watch: Torrei Hart’s Spoof of VH-1’s Basketball Wives LA

Be forewarned: You will gag a thousand times if you’re drinking while watching.

Directed and edited by Shepherd, the short nails the ladies mind-numbingly tacky nuances like their isms (Jackie: “Oh, Jesus help me” and Draya: “Girl, I don’t speak Jackie-nese”), incensed accents (Jackie: “I dount lyke you”), and general discontent for all things Jackie (yet their inability to stop acknowledging and interacting with her–all the damn time).

The standout performance goes to Hart herself as sweet-as-pie but blindingly naive, basketball wife, Malaysia. She slays her visually by wearing the most massive veneers this side of Hilary Duff’s veneers circa 2005 and channeling her hipster wanna-be meets Forever21 fashion sensibilities. On top of that, she serves realness by mimicking her squeaky, barely audible Minnie Mouse meets Kim Kardashian baby voice. Again, she is, quite frankly, effin’ hilarious.

Please get into that gorgeous grill. And her wardrobe? Absolutely divine.

The cast goes deeper down the rabbit hole and mirrors the ladies complete non-reaction to Doug’s annual proposal/Jackie’s annual acceptance, the women’s gaudy taste in jewelry (Brooke’s Implants gold necklace), and the group’s colorful, but often inappropriate dress code.

 

The necklace says it all.

 

We are so dressed appropriately–for a walk in the park.

 

My nipples need to be exposed. I’m the resident vixen.

 

Other shining moments?

Rodriguez as Laura shading Shaunie to hell by displaying her impressive b-ball skills and saying, “I got that from Shaq”

Rodriguez as Laura displaying her Ziggy Stardust/David Bowie-inspired glitter make-up while discussing her cosmetic surgery

Lady Gaga has nothing on me.

Meija as Gloria doing a simplistic job of pantomiming her irrelevancy outside the realm of Matt Barnes and her sister, Laura

Shepherd as Jackie addressing her complexion issues by not knowing her “dark skinned baby’s” name, and providing this narrative: “I can’t have Shani outside cleaning up; that is my prized light-skinned baby”

Shepherd’s take on Jackie’s Spanx-as-sexy-lingerie moment

This is sexy, right?

Can these ladies start a web series, please?

Source: Funny or Die

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