Gucci Mane And Mya?  

GUCCI! The streets rejoiced last week as we saw the official coming home of Gucci Mane. Gucci was incarcerated for the last 8 months for various charges, however he was welcomed back with open arms and is currently in the studio banging out new mixtapes and getting show after show. However recently at his coming home show more attention was paid to who he was rockin on his arm than the show he was putting on.

R&B sensation Mya is rumored to be Gucci’s new boo! Word is the two have known each other for some time through the music and Mya kept in touch with Gucci while he was locked up.  Mya and Gucci reportedly have been inseparable since his release and they aren’t really trying to hide it too much.  Word is they have been seen around mulitple restaurants and clubs in the ATL area, and Mya has been spending a lot of her time at Gucci’s Atlanta home.

This is one that I did not see coming at all. I’ve always admired Gucci’s work ethic but damn if he can pull Mya, I might just actually buy one of his albums! We’ll have to wait and see where this one goes. You think he’s gotten Mya on those pillz yet he’s always talkin about? And what does his old girl Buffy The Body think about all this? I don’t think skinny Mya wants to romp with that one.

Usher Cheats On Tameka?

Recently there was a huge scare with the botched plastic surgery of Tameka Foster, Usher’s wife. Tameka was in a coma for several days and just recently has been well enough to come back home. Usher has reportedly been playing the good husband and has been by her side throughout the recovery process. Until now!

Last night Usher was seen partying it up at LA nightspot Paris. Usher was in the VIP all night popping bottles and reportedly enjoying life. Of course Tameka was still in the crib recovering so who was Usher all cuddled up with? Witnesses say everyone! Usher reportedly was getting down with all the club dancers and several club patrons throughout the night, bumping and grinding into the wee hours.  So, there’s nothing wrong with a guy enjoying himself right…? Well from what I am hearing Usher took it one step past dancing and escaped into a private room with a young blonde for more than an hour! The person who hit me with the intel tells me the girl was an Aubrey O’ Day look alike, The two reportedly came out after an hour and Usher paid only her attention after their little ‘escapade’.  Witnesses say Usher left the club at around 4am and had a mile wide smile on his face.

Hmm? So I wonder what happened in that little private room? They say there’s no sex in the champagne room but we know how that goes right…? Tameka better get on the ball and get off the recovery bed before Usher gets  too comfortable in those clubs again. Can’t have a man like that just runnin around unguarded now Meka!

Prodigy Raped In Prison?

This is one that I am hoping is not true. Prodigy of Mobb Deep is currently serving a three year bid in an upstate New York prison for various gun charges. He has kept a presence on the net through his blogs and his random babbling letters Vibe Magazine publishes every month, for some reason I am still not sure of. In these letters Prodigy’s mostly known now for conspiracy theory talk about how the Government is somehow responsible for him getting caught with burners in the whip and the murder of Jesus and basically everything else that has ever gone wrong in the universe.  Well now I am hearing that Prodigy recently fought a whole other type of battle…and lost!

The word is coming out that Prodigy was raped by two fellow prisoners last week and was treated in the prison hospital for tissue tears and internal bruising. Yeah, I know, but bear with me. It is unknown where the attack took place but it is being said that a prison worker is about to sell the treatment records to make it official. Damn that would be cold. Rappin P is supposedly back on the cell block now but it is being said that he is trying to get into protective custody because he is scared to death of this happening again.

I must say all jokes aside, I sincerely hope this isn’t true. I know Prodigy only weighs about 120 pounds so it’s not inconceivable, it’s just horrible to think about. Besides the obvious humiliation and shame think about the health consequences, the HIV rate in prisons is nothing nice.  As I said above prison hospital records are supposedly coming out to confirm this so stay tuned as always and keep Prodigy, and his anus, in your prayers.

Okay that one was wrong and one day I will pay for it…just not now!