Michael Jackson To Adopt  A Kid?

If there is a God this one just can’t be true.  The perversions of Michael Jackson have been well documented. Although he may still be a huge draw in foreign countries, he is pretty much considered a sicko in America after multiple child molestation charges and an all around freakish way of living. Michael is currently on tour in Europe where he is accompanied by his three children, two of which are named Prince Michael and the other a girl, named Paris. However it is coming out that Mike may not be satisfied with just three little toys, I meant children, and may be looking to add to his stable.

Mike has been telling anyone who will listen that he plans on adopting another child sometime soon.  It hasn’t come out yet on the details like what sex he would like the child to be but my guess is definitely male.  Mike hasn’t been seen around any adoption agencies, or playgrounds, lately so this is a good sign that maybe this is hopefully just a rumor.  From what I am getting Mike has been expressing this desire since he feels he is getting older and his time is running out to help out a child.

Right. Helping out a child by handing them over to Michael Jackson! I must say if this thing goes through this would be a true travesty. Hopefully something will intervene here so we don’t have to witness this tragedy.

Jim Jones Cleaning Up?

Scruff Mcgruff, a.k.a. Jim Jones has never been known for being a very sharp guy. Although he touts himself as having “kingly” swag, he is most well known for looking dirty and unkempt with a constant 5 o’ clock shadow beard and the eyes of a rabies infested raccoon who’s been up for 2 weeks straight.  Although this look has seemed to have worked for him so far, it is coming out that the Harlemite may be looking to switch up his supposed ‘swag’ and actually look like he knows how to shave and bathe properly!

That’s right Jim Jones is getting a makeover! The word buzzing through the industry soon is that in his next video for his upcoming album were going to be seeing a new and clean cut Jimmy.  To what extent will he be cleaning up nobody knows but I am told that at the least the beard will be gone and his face will not be as greasy as a Big Mac at bare minimum. My informant who hit me up with this info told me Jones feels pressure to make this album successful and is willing to look a little bit more the part of a star in order to sell like one.

This is a good move for Jim. I’ve always wondered what the hell was going on with this guy. Being from Harlem and being around Cam’Ron and this is how you come out lookin? Hey I guess everyone can change though right?