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*** MISS MOUTH MEETS HER MATCH*** |
RADIO BAD BOY CHARLAMANGE DA GOD!!!!!! MISS MOUTH: What’s popping babes, how are you?CHARLAMAGNE: I’m blessed and highly favored. Allah Loves Me!! MISS MOUTH: How is life after Philly’s 100.3 The Beat?CHARLAMAGNE: |
MISS MOUTH: Isn’t he the one that started the whole trending topic on Twitter about you getting fired?
CHARLAMAGNE:
Yep. He called me and said you want to be a trending topic? I said hell
yeah, see we get it. These other dudes out here don’t get it. You can’t
hurt us because we inflict pain on ourselves because it all benefits
our brands at the end of the day.
MISS MOUTH: Did he and Atlanta comedian Shawty work out their indifferences?
CHARLAMAGNE: Duval not thinking about Shawty…..
MISS MOUTH: What about you and Wale? He was talking real greasy.
CHARLAMAGNE:
God bless Wale. I don’t understand these artists who let another man’s
opinion get them upset. All I said was I think Wale dresses like a
dork, and he got upset. When people say shit like that to me I don’t
even care. I think they need to stop caring it’s just and opinion…..
MISS MOUTH: Did you know that you have a Twitter addiction? You are always online
CHARLAMAGNE:
I sure do. I’m always online, I’m always in these streets, it’s
all work. Plus it’s all relevant to the brand of Charlamagne Tha God.
MISS
MOUTH: My dawg Jazzy F. Baby calls the drama that takes place on
Twitter, “birdness,” is that where you get most of your
topics for Hood State Of The Union?
CHARLAMAGNE: Our topics come from life in general……
MISS
MOUTH: You roasted Tila Tequila for being what I like to call a
“Smash Bunnie,” and your auto bots annihilated
Rocsi’s ear deformities. Have you ever been confronted in person
by any of the celebrities you’ve insulted?
CHARLAMAGNE:
Never been confronted by any of the celebrities and don’t plan to be
and if I am you will hear about it. Salute to Rosci though that was one
of those times I was out of line. I tend to be and asshole @ times….
MISS
MOUTH: “Hood State Of The Union” did a hilarious skit
called “The Light Skinned Awards.” Did the two of you get
any criticism or negative feedback from it? That tends to be a touchy
topic for folks.
CHARLAMAGNE: Not really. It was mindless entertainment, something to get a laugh from the people. Nothing more nothing less….
MISS MOUTH: Define a “basic broad?”
CHARLAMAGNE: Any chick you see on love of Ray J, or Real Chance of Love is a Basic Broad.
MISS
MOUTH: Are there any “basic broads” masquerading in the
industry as “five stars,”? If so, care to name a few?
CHARLAMAGNE:
Cassie, Foxy Brown, New York, even though she came from one of the
“I Love” shows so she doesn’t count. The thing about a
Basic Broad though it’s only so long they can pretend.
MISS
MOUTH: And what f*cking rock did yall pull Serious Jones’s azz
out from under? I haven’t seen dude since Smack lol?
CHARLAMAGNE: Ha, Ha, Serious is on his grind. That’s my guy….
MISS MOUTH: Charlamagne, you are originally from South Carolina, but uninterested in working in radio down south. Why?
CHARLAMAGNE:
I never said I was uninterested in working radio down south. It just
has to be the right situation. I love being down south. I’m a country
boy. South Carolina, North Carolina Atlanta. I’m all in if the right
situation presents itself.
MISS
MOUTH: You have a pretty boy vibe, do you get that often? It’s
ironic because most of the men I meet from S.C are. With the exception
of Charleston of course, those muthf*ckas are GOONS!!!!!
CHARLAMAGNE:
Charleston is the home of the GOONS. That’s my birthplace North
Charleston is the number 8 most dangerous city in America. Check my
arrest record that goon shit is in me. I’m older so I move different
now. I’m getting the feeling you want to sleep with me?
MISS MOUTH: Whatever lol!!!!!
MISS
MOUTH: I honestly wish you continued success with all of your
endeavors. And keep pissing people off because it is truly
entertaining?
CHARLAMAGNE: Thank you baby. I appreciate that.
MISS MOUTH: Charlamagne, do you prefer red wine or white?
CHARLAMAGNE: White. Moscato, but I’m a liquor drinker. Patron and Remy.
MISS
MOUTH: Cool, whenever you’re down in Tampa, make sure to swing through
my Gossip Grill. I will get “you right” with that authentic
Floridian cuisine.
CHARLAMAGNE: I’m gonna take you up on that offer baby.
MISS MOUTH: But Duvall has to stop f*cking with everyone before he can swing through
CHARLAMAGNE: I’m a make sure I tell him that! Peace and blessings to you baby.
THE MAN THE MIC THE MISSION
Mr Brian J
Good
morning miscreants, vagabonds, goons, thug misses, ladies and
gentlemen. Just thought I would expand on my main man
“ESTAXX” list of “25 things girls can do to attract
boys they like” with my list of “25 THINGS LADIES CAN DO TO
ATTRACT A REAL MAN”. Here goes nothing:
Twenty-five:
Be upfront about issues with past relationships that might have an
effect on future relationships. Like your ex-boyfriend being abusive to
you. Not informing your new love about this might have him start to
wonder why you always starting a fight.
Twenty-four:
If you claim you are in the body of Christ, saved, sanctified, and holy
ghost filled, you should not be dating random guys anyway. The good
Lord will send you your HUSBAND!
Twenty-three:
Don’t lie. I don’t care if you have five kids from five
different men, high school drop-out, or you have bad credit, REAL MEN
hate liars. Let us decide on our own if we still want to move forward
despite your short-comings. Usually we will move forward anyway.
Twenty-two:
Keep your girlfriend(s) out of you and your man’s business and
bedroom. He will respect you to the upmost for doing that.
Twenty-one:
Always keep a line of communication open for him to able to access you.
This is important for him and it will start letting him put his guards
down and establish trust with you.
Twenty:
DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT BE A BEG-A-BOO. Give a man a chance to offer
his services or money. A REAL MAN will not let you carry the load by
yourself anyway.
Nineteen:
Do not minimize your kids or their achievements to pacify any man. A
REAL MAN will respect you more if your kids are the focal point of your
life. “TRUST”.
Eighteen:
If you invite a REAL MAN to your home for a visit, please remove
pictures of your ex- boyfriends, lovers, or prison pen pals. This is
simply a sign of respect for his presence in your domicile (sorry MISS
MOUTH, I mean home).
THANKS BRIAN, BUT AIN’T NOBODY “SET TRIPPIN,” MY BAD FOLKS I’VE BEEN TALKING TO NIPSEY TOO MUCH:)
Seventeen:
Do not change your normal evening attire just because he is over to
your home. Reason being, A REAL MAN will appreciate the candor and will
feel more at ease during the visit. This will not make you cheap or
slutty just comfortable in your home.
Sixteen:
In addition, before you invite a man over to your home, PLEASE be
certain there is no one coming by that he will have to concern himself
with or fear for his safety. REAL MEN will always be ready for whatever.
Fifteen: Do not let money be the determining factor when selecting a man in your life.
Fourteen:
When engaged in conversations about your past relationships do not
present yourself as this no-nonsense, take no prisoners, dominatrix,
who eat men up and don’t anything affect you. Just be yourself.
If you are a gentle soul with a big heart, that’s who you are. A
REAL MAN will despise any attempt by you to be more superior to him
instead of viewing him as your equal.
Thirteen:
Be confident in who you are. If a man likes and is trying to get to
know you by spending time with you and complimenting you, do not be
condescending by belittling yourself. REAL MEN hate insecure women;
it’s too much work and not worth his time.
Twelve:
Do not let your education, position in life, or geographical location
(ATLANTA) determine your worth to a man or determine what man is worthy
of your time and space. A REAL MAN who is interested in you will not
let you make him feel inadequate despite his shortcomings
educationally, financially, or geographically (ST. PETERSBURG).
Eleven:
Do not hold it against a man if he is in the body of Christ and
striving to be a good Christian. I have heard women complain about
fine-ass men who “ain’t giving up nothing”. Respect
his lifestyle choice because a REAL MAN will respect your lifestyle
choice whether he agrees with it or not.
Ten:
If you cannot cook, do not go around bragging about that; it is not
cute. Learn how to cook if you plan on getting and keeping a REAL MAN.
GOOD COOKING not GOOD LOVING will keep a REAL MAN coming back
(don’t believe those songs about good loving).
Nine:
Let a man know whether or not you just want sex or a committed
relationship. Do not perpetrate like you are totally committed to enjoy
benefits associated with being someone’s women. A REAL MAN will
respect you being upfront and you might benefit anyway (remember # 20).
Eight:
If a man conducts himself as a gentleman at all times, do not mistake
this as a sign of weakness but rather genuine respect for the opposite
sex. A REAL MAN does not have to act like a fake thug to get respect
his actions usually demands it.
Seven:
If the guy you like is a big sports fan, ladies I beg of you to respect
that and even embrace it. Why not invite him over and cook some wings,
sausages, chips, devil-eggs, and some drinks (that will vary, all men
don’t drink) then leave him alone to watch the game in peace. A
REAL MAN will be eternally grateful and will never forget your kindness.
Six: Separate time for your friends and his quality time. THAT’S RIGHT REAL MEN love quality time to.
Five:
Do something with your life meaningful. It’s not that he is being
judgmental, but a REAL MAN just likes to know that his possible bride
is striving for something more meaningful in life.
Four:
Don’t always assume he will understand about your friendship with
your baby daddy. Everything is not what its seems. Baby daddies have
more leverage than the new men so don’t abuse his patience
because REAL MEN can sniff out bulls@#t a mile away.
Three:
Don’t play mind games with a REAL MAN because you do not have to.
A REAL MAN will always express himself without cause or exception.
Two:
Do not be afraid to correct or check a man if he steps out of line. A
REAL MAN will accept correction even at the expense of his pride if he
is wrong.
One:
Despite what you might have heard from other women, there is no time
limit to give into a man sexually. You both are grown, consenting
adults and know whether or not if sex is something you both want to
have. A REAL MAN might or might not want to have sex on the first night
or night number 2,000. If you are a REAL WOMEN a REAL MAN will respect
you no matter the timetable.
If you agree or disagree and would like to comment on my Top 25 List, you can hit me up at themanthemicthemissionwrxb@
MM THROWBACK VIDEO
If You Want To Get A Dose Of This G.A.M.E??????
This
guy started a whole Bay Area movement and his own language. I know that
he had tons of underground music popping off before this video b
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