A sex tape may be the way to go these days to keep relevant.. maybe two..

According to TMZ there are two tapes,of Tila Tequila with two different partners, with two different sexes, and two porn companies bidding for both!

One of the companies, Vivid Entertainment, wants both the girl-on-girl and guy-on-girl configurations — but another company has already gotten a hold of one of the tapes and is angling for the second.

And  it’s an all-out porn war to sign Tila and distribute the tapes.

Neither company can do anything without Tila’s permission….

But Tila just told TMZ, “If anyone out there is trying to leak a private and personal sex tape of me that was not meant for the public, I will swiftly deal with my lawyers!”