SORRY LADIES I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU, I’M TALKING TO ALL
THESE DUDES WALKING AROUND IN THESE COLORFUL ASS SPANDEX PANTS.  CAN
ANYBODY TELL ME WHO SAID IT WAS COOL FOR MEN TO CATCH YEAST INFECTIONS?  I
RECENTLY MOVED BACK HOME TO NYC, AND ALL I SEE IS A BUNCH OF YOUNG DUDES
WALKING AROUND IN THESE FLAMING ASS SPANDEX PANTS.  I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S
THIS WHOLE 80’S THING GOING ON OR IS THAT NIGGAS IS TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH
THEIR FEMININE SIDES.  WHATEVER IT IS, PLEASE STOP THE BULLSHIT FOR
REAL.  THE 80’S HAD IT GOING WHEN IT COMES TO MUSIC, ORIGINALITY, AND A
HOST OF OTHER THINGS, IN MY EYES FASHION WAS NOT ONE OF THEM.  JIM JONES
STARTED NIGGAS WEARING THOSE TIGHT ASS JEANS WITH BIKER CHAINS, BUT I DON’T
KNOW WHO’S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BS, IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN KANYE AT THE BET AWARDS
WITH THOSE RED SPANDEX PANTS HE HAD ON. 

 

TO TOP OFF THE TIGHT ASS PANTS THEIR PUTTING ON HIGH TOP
SNEAKS WITH THE TONGUES OUT.  THAT SHIT WENT OUT OF STYLE FOR A REASON,
BECAUSE IT’S WACK.  IT WAS COOL BACK IN THE DAY, BUT TO ME THAT SHIT IS
FUCKING WACK ASS HELL, AND I WISH SOME ONE WOULD BRING SOME ORIGINALITY TO THIS
GENERATION.  WE START SOMETHING DO THAT SHIT TO DEATH, AND BRING THAT SHIT
BACK YEARS LATER LIKE THAT SHIT JUST STARTED.  WHERE’S THE NEXT DAPPER
DAN, WHERE IS THE NEXT PAIR OF HOT SNEAKERS THAT ARE NOT RETROS, WHO’S COMING
UP WITH THE NEXT HOT T-SHIRT OR PAIR OF JEANS THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE EVERYONE
ELSE’S.  WHO IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN SEAN JOHN OR ROCAWEAR. 

 

PLEASE SOMEONE RESCUE ME FROM THESE TIGHT JEAN WEARING ASS
MOFOS AND COME UP WITH SOME DIFFERENT HOT SHIT, I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN
YOU.  THESE ARE JUST MY THOUGHTS.