Bad girl rapper Khia, crawled out from under her rock, to write a few open letters to fellow celebrities that have made headlines lately. Seriously who writes a blog on Myspace anymore? Funny stuff tho’.

Check out the letters below:

Amber Rose

Amber Rose: “Imma show this b*tch a little love cuz she from Philly bald headed and all….She cute!!!! I aint gone judge the hoe because we all know she been on a strippa pole since she was 5 years old, suckin cl*ts since 12, and decided to TRICK and SUCK every n**ga in the game and all of a sudden wanna be a model at 35…… Get Money B***tch!!!!! But I am gone roast at the fact that she leaked photos on the internet of that MILE loooooong, 18wheeler, turned to the SIDE a*s pu**y with her DUMB a*$ and lost ALL of the MONEY! It didn’t work for KATRINA HARBOR and its NOT gone work for YOU!!!!! Someone stole your computer, someone stole her phone……Heard it all before!!!! Chile boooo…Stick to what ya know……….Trickin, strippin and suckin d*ck and pu*sy lips…..Get money b***itch!!!!!….”

Beyonce thighs sexy black dress

Beyoncé: “F*ck this hoe………Can Kelly Rowland make a little bit of MONEY???? We all seen Kelly on the EBT Card Awards shut that sh*t down and here you come making Jay Z call in all of his favors to put you on the TV screen with that TIRED, THROUGH and DELAYED performance. We all could have passed on that! Imma fan true enough, but we really sick of looking at you! Give Solange a chance or give your husband Jay Z some children cuz he getting ole as Methuselah and his time is running OUT!! Who runs the world? Girls…..Girls! ….”

chris brown tongue out

Chris Brown: “Oooooooooooo Hoooooooney…… How many records you sold????Cuz the sissy’s and punks all around the world saw ALLLLLLLL your bizness. With your “Who told Harpo to beat me,” Blonde hair, D*ck down to ya knees….. Redirect your anger please!! Looks like another Dennis Rodman to me….. I aint the one to gossip so you aint heard it from me!”

debra lee bet awards

Debra Lee: “Debra Lee You looked like Petunia the Pig up there…… Who styled you for the EBT Card Awards????? They needed to be STONED and HANGED!!! The fit was waaaaaay too tight around them BIG ass arms and that train was waaayyyyy toooooo long! Sh*t aint been the same since Bob Johnson left your FAT a*s in charge!!! First you didn’t want to play the Queen’s “Been a Bad Girl” video then you fired Free and Aj and now this dress!!!!!!! Enough already……”

jamie foxx topless

Jamie Fox: “Do you really like showing d*ck or is you ready to dress like Wanda fulltime? The Drag Queen’s loved what they saw…….Hollywood does change a n**ga? You know better with ya ole a*s…….They should’ve never gave you n**gas camera phones!!!!!! Don’t no real niggas take pics of their d*ck with they camera phone. At least Eddie Long had on a tight T and bicycle spandex. Yall suga sweet a*s n**gas just letting it all hang out!!!!!!!..”

chad ochocinco evelyn lozada

Oprah Winfrey and Chad Ochocinco: “Shout out to Ms. Oprah Winfrey for getting your OWN network…….Get Money B*tch!!!! Imma field n**ga, she a house n**ga…..Heyyyy!!!! On another note, Chad Ochocinco I know you not thinking about dropping your good SKEET in a cup for that hoe Evelyn? She aint did a damn thang but suck a good d*ck and sold a few souls and now yall her biggest fan……Puppets and ventriloquist! Eat glass hoe and I hope Tammi and Royce draaaags that a*s Florida style….B***iitch! Ocho, Imma let you slide cuz I know you’s an attention hoe and change hoes like you change your name. You just doing this f*ck sh*t for a little bit of promotion. So if you ever find a team that ever wants to keep you, send a b*tch some season tickets! …”

rick ross officer

Rick Ross: “Is you really selling dope on your IPhone?????? I did see you at the Tupac center but I am not sure if you were just there to promote that tired a*s single or there to support Queen Affine and the children because all the money you claim you got, I didn’t see you cut no check…..I’m a little sick of you talking about dope and f8cking bitches in the a*s on all your songs! Listen ladies, a straight man would not want to violate your a*s, bypassing all that good p*ssy to go straight to the a*shole…… I got a problem with that!!!!! A*s is a*s…..If you try one, you tried them all!!!! Once again, boy p**sy it is….Cocaine is a powerful drug!….”

stacey dash

Stacy Dash: “Stacy we heard about the fight that you had with that whore LisaRaye, Queen Latifah got that b*tch playing the right role in “Single Ladies,” LisaRaye claims she celibate now, but don’t trust that hoe because she SWINGS and RIDES all of the rides and slides down all the SLIDES!…”

kim zolciak kroy biermann baby

Kim Zolciak: “Kim you finally dropped Big Poppa like a bad habit because he couldn’t keep the rent and lights on at Shannon Mall in Union City! We all knew that you’s a gold digging, money hungry a*s whore with no talent! Kandi wrote you a national hit and you couldn’t even perform it live because you were too busy trying to keep that synthetic wig in place that Derrick been sewing and stitching for years. It’s funny how Kandi can write everybody else a hit…Oops, well enough of that and back to the subject at hand. You finally struck gold with that young and tender football player after knowing him for only 90 days; you hit a home run with his first born son!!! Get money b*tch…”