She may not be super thick like it’s 2001, but Beyonce Knowles-Carter still knows how to bring the boys to her yard.

Watch: Fan Slaps Beyonce’s Booty

Specifically one very excited male fan who lost all sense of time, reality, and space, and gave Mrs. Carter’s backside a playful slap during the Copenhagen leg of her Mrs. Carter World Tour.

So many questions yet so little time: Where was the Illuminati when all of this was happening? Will Tina send him a trusty root box so he can learn to keep his hands to his self? How long will it take for this fan to abruptly vanish for violating Beysus Christ?  Will Blue Ivy intervene by saving this minion with the grace of Hov and Beysus? 

Only time will tell.

Source: WSHH