This is getting to be
a full time job here. DMX has been in the news so much lately we
recently had a staff meeting to consider giving him his own section.
It’s just too much. Whenever X is in the news you know it can’t be good
and once again he doesn’t disappoint us. This time he even got some of
his fellow fallen celebrity friends involved.

           
A warrant was issued in Arizona for X after he failed to appear in a scheduled court appearance for outstanding charges there last Friday. His lawyer, Bradford Cohen, explained that DMX was unable to make it because he was in rehab. However Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County
is one of X’s arch enemies and wasn’t going to let a little drug
treatment and rehabilitation get in the way of the long arm of the law.
He issued a warrant for the troubled rapper along with a $5,000 reward
for anybody who turned him in.


X eluded them for awhile but  on December 9th, an anonymous tip led FBI agents to producer Scott Storch’s Palm Island
mansion where X was found and apprehended. Storch and X have worked
together in the past on several songs and have a close personal
relationship according to X’s attorney Cohen.

           
The FBI reveals that an unknown Georgia woman sold out X once she heard about the juicy 5 stacks she could get for turning him in.  It
is not known at this time how she got this information or what her
relationship is to X but she did know enough to get him caught up.

           
Currently, DMX is being held in a Miami jail until he sees a judge Wednesday morning, when he will most likely be extradited back to Arizona. Somebody please pray for this man. He needs it.