Laurence Fishburne Reacts To Daughters
Porn Debut

We were all wondering what Montana
Fishburne a.k.a. Chippy D’s
pops, Laurence Fishburne thought about his daughter’s recent porno
debut.
Well  Montana herself has revealed that
pops is not too pleased and doesn’t even want her in his life. According
to
Montana she called
daddy over the weekend and he had this to say.

“I’m not going to speak with you ’till
you turn your life
around. You embarrassed me. You used your last name. No one uses their
real
name in porn.”

Lol. Her real name being used? I would
think that would be
the least of this guys worries right now.  Let’s
see if Montana gets her mind right or if
we will be seeing more of the Dalmation booty!

Method Man Attacked At Festival With
Beer Can

Method Man was struck in the face with
a full can of beer at
the same festival where Tila
Tequila was also assaulted. The gathering of the
Juggalos festival is an annual affair held by underground rap
group the Insane
Clown Posse which usually attracts angry outcasted teenagers and
40 year old
virgins.

After Tila was assaulted and ran off
stage Method Man and
Redman came out to do their thing and that’s when Method got the beer
can to
the face.  When the beer can slashed
Method open under his eye his partner in rhyme Redman told him “Your
face is
cut, go take care of that.” 

However Method didn’t stop the show
and instead replied “Start
the music we’re continuing the show, let’s f**k these motherf**kers up.”

As of now Method has not made a
comment and we are pretty
sure he’ll survive.