T.O., surrounded by his family, held an interview with ESPN, claiming that he was retiring. Then, he said, “I wish today was April 1st, April Fools, because I just got you.”

T.O., who suffered a torn ACL, went on to say that he’d be ready to play in just four weeks. While we don’t know of any team that’s relatively interested in picking him up in four weeks, we doubt that T.O. will be able to recover from such a serious injury in time. Generally ACL injuries take a year to truly heal and Owens is damn near 40.

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