Some people just don’t learn. Adding on to the list of reasons why every self respecting Black American wants to see him shot and murdered, O.J. Simpson has released a BET Uncut style rap music video. Fresh off getting hit with 33 years for his robbery and assault charges in Vegas, Simpson somehow has found time to release a DVD entitled Juiced. Juiced distributor and Xtreme Entertainment Group CEO Rick Mahr says the DVD features Simpson pulling pranks on random unsuspecting people. One skit shows Simpson trying to sell his White Ford Bronco used in the infamous chase to used car dealerships, pointing out that there “are no bodies” and the truck has “escapability”. No I’m not making this up.

            The worst part in the DVD comes though in the form of a poorly written rap song and video by MC Juice called “Get Juiced”.  In it the dummy spits such horrible lines as “All you player haters and you sucker MC’s better get on your knees/and get some of the these/These nuts….”  Shockingly original right? The video was shot in a Miami strip club and shows Juice surrounded by an assortment of nude booty shakers grinding to the song.

            Despite the obvious bad timing and all around despicable taste of this move, Xtreme Entertainment Group CEO Rick Mahr, the man putting out the tape says it’s all about a dollar. “Juiced is America’s new guilty pleasure and everyone  is going to buy this,” Mahr said  in a statement. “We were shocked to see O.J. film these uncensored segments and surreal scenarios. From the moment you put Juiced in your DVD player and press play, the footage will keep you glued to your screen. You won’t believe your eyes.”  For some reason I believe him on this one.

            The Juiced comedy DVD is available in stores and online for $19.99 now. You can also purchase the video for  “Get Juiced” on iTunes for $0.99. God Bless Capitalism.