Mariah Carey Doesn’t Want to be a
Baby Mama

New
York, NY – The reigning Queen of Pop
has recently been promoting the release of her latest album, E=MC², and her
single ‘Touch My Body’ has become yet another chart topping hit that has gained
mass media attention, which have favored her for some time now. However, she
recently expressed a serious decision in her life that she stands firm on.
Apparently, Mariah Carey doesn’t want
to have children and has stated her reasons why.

While
promoting her album in London, she
spoke to their version of OK! Magazine and
said that she would feel “Violated” about
having children, adding that “I know
that’s a kind of weird thing to say, but that’s how I am”

She
continues to give reason behind her decision:

“For now I enjoy my dog Jack’s company.
It’s definitely because of childhood traumatic stuff. The whole not wanting to
have a baby as a baby. They (her parents) just fought all the time. It’s hard
to have kids in this world; I don’t think I could properly educate a child
right now. Maybe in the future, but I actually haven’t thought about it.”

Sometime
in 1997, she divorced ex-Sony Music head, Tommy Mottola, and has publicly remained single ever since that
relationship ended. The 38 year old songstress commented on her future thoughts
on marriage and what she expects from that potential suitor:

“It would have to be someone who would
take care of me emotionally and make the effort to understand me deep down,
really know who I am, not what I am. The truth is I’m a freakin’ prude. I’ve
never had a one-night stand. I’m Mary Poppins; I’m the embodiment of a
buttoned-up girl. Even as a teenager, I was wary of being side-tracked by
romance because my ambition and drive to break into the music business always
came first.”

At
press time, she has recently surpassed Elvis Presley’s record by consecutively
achieving her 18th chart-topping single. She states that she is looking forward
into the future of one day breaking the Beatles record of 20 consecutive hits
on the billboard charts.

This
female needs to sit her ass down, talking about she’s Mary Poppins. With a
provocative persona that she embodies, it’s obvious everyone wants a piece of
her.

50 Cent Clarifies Eminem Weight Rumors

New
York, NY – We’ve all been quite aware of the rumors that have been circulating
round and about concerning Eminem and
his apparent mass weight increase. These speculations have been in the media
and through tabloids for the past several months now. At the same time, we’ve
also heard confirmations and comments from artists in the shady camp stating
that those rumors were false.

Many
tabloids have put Eminem on blast stating that he has reached the state of
obesity and that “he was starting to look like an M&M,” while another
stated that “He has got a double chin, a potbelly, and droopy man-breasts,
living a reclusive lifestyle in an attempt to hide his new body.” Many media
outlets even reported that he gained over 200lbs. over the course of his
hiatus. Recently, 50 Cent, close
brethren to Slim Shady, spoke to MTV
News concerning Eminem and clarified all the
rumors:

“Em is in shape right now. He looks
good. I seen him in Detroit. He’s gonna look real good when you see him return,
He’s in shape right now. The last time I seen him we played basketball
together. He had a knee injury, so we chilled for a little bit.”

At
press time, Shady himself has yet to address the media about his weight rumors
or his next album. Artists are speaking for him in his camp stating that there
is an album in the works, but the exact release date or even timeframe has yet
to be secured. It is still unconfirmed on what he plans to title the album, but
speculations are still circulating that it is still ‘King Mathers.’ Wikipedia
states different artists’ comments on the album and their unofficial
involvement with the project.

MTV
loves talking to 50 Cent about everything, damn. Instead of going directly to
the source (i.e. Young Buck, Eminem) about situations and rumors, they go to
him. But on the real, I really want to know why a grown ass man’s weight is
anybody’s damn business. Honestly, if the man wants to eats and he’s willing to
enjoy, while suffer consequences, so be it. And why the hell is this considered
news? Why the hell am I even writing about it? Another thing, why isn’t anybody
talking about Dre’s long overdue album, ‘Detox’?  

Janet Jackson Confront Lesbian
Rumors

Los
Angeles, CA – Many artists in the industry have somehow received a mass amount
of inquiries about their exact orientation. Over the years, Janet
Jackson has always been surrounded by speculations
were over her orientation all because of her strong sense of womanhood, sort of
say. Throughout the course of her career, people have always confronted her
about her status. As a matter of fact, she recently presented the Vanguard
Award for the Gay & Lesbian Alliance a couple of weeks back.

She
spoke to E! Online about those rumors
when confronted about it by people. She even made references to Alicia
Keys and Oprah Winfrey and their strength in the media:

“I don’t know, maybe they want to put
something else behind it because of the strength. Like, you can’t be a woman
and be strong, and there has to be something else to it.

She
continues to omit that really doesn’t bother her when people ask about her
sexuality. However, the gay community has expressed that they revere her as an
icon, this was her response:

“It never even crossed my mind when
people started calling me icon and legend and all this other stuff. They really
study you, but you know, they pour it on more, which I absolutely love. They
give more than I do and I love that.”

At
press time, Jackson is still dating Atlanta-based mega producer Jermaine
Dupri since their relationship went public
sometime in 2004. Even with the rumors still amidst, she has expressed
interests in collaborating on a record with another ‘woman of strength’, Alicia
Keys, who has also received questioning about her own sexuality.

On
the real, even if she is or she isn’t, she’s still fine as hell. However, her
taste is really quite eccentric, she likes short people. Either way, that
little midget produced some hot tracks for her latest album; I guess fucking
for tracks goes a long way.


J.Lo Secures a Reality ‘Check’

New
York, NY – It’s been a minute since we last heard of Jennifer Lopez in the media, apparently she been lying low for
while enjoying the life of a wife and mother. J.Lo and Marc Anthony have just recently been blessed with the two
children, twins in fact. Lopez gave birth to a boy and a girl sometime in
February.

Just
recently, she was able to secure a reality series through cable network TLC, a branch division of Discovery networks, where it will
revolve around her life as a mother, a wife, an entertainer, and a
businesswoman launching her new fragrance line, she will also take on the role
as executive producer of the show. Lopez believes that will be a exciting
experience as she will follow in the footsteps of Kimora Lee Simmons, as she has her own reality show following the same
format.

Like
I’ve been saying, they’re giving everybody a reality series these days. I got
to admit, even though it is an interesting concept, I still keep to my
statement that anyone can secure a reality show. I must as well pitch my own
damn show, “The Life of Zenn: Writing for Hip-Hop.” I bet they’ll give me that
on MTV if I pitch it correctly. Ha! Yeah
right.